so we had a company picnic a couple weeks ago and we were throwing a football around and i twisted to hard and hurt my back. It hurt for a couple days and i blew it off as nothing. Well it kept hurting for a couple weeks so i decided i should go to the doctor and ask him what i should do. He started asking me some questions:

Dr: So you were playing tackle football and hurt your back...
Me: No, we were just kind of throwing it around
Dr. So you hurt your back throwing a football?
Me: yeah....
Dr. Ok, I think you are going to live. Take these muscle relaxers and let your body heal. You'll be fine.

He basically told me to stop bitching about it and gave me some muscle relaxers to take before bed. Getting old is stupid.